Lol this is the funniest thing I've read in a long while...Mila Kunis is
being sued
by a Ukrainian wannabe singer who claims the Hollywood actress 'stole
her pet chicken' as children.She needs $5,000 for the emotional damage
the theft caused her ..Here is how TMZ reports
Kristina Karo claims 25 years ago she was in first grade with Mila in
the Ukraine and they were inseparable. But Kristina says Mila aged 7,had
chicken envy -- specifically a chicken which answered to the name
Doggie. Kristina alleges in her lawsuit she loved Doggie like a dog, and
so did Mila, who would come to her house and play with the little clucker.
But one day Doggie disappeared, and Kristina says Mila confessed that
she stole it, saying, "Kristina, you can have any other chicken as a
pet, you have a whole chicken farm." Kristina says in her lawsuit she
became an emotional wreck and went into therapy.
Years passed, Mila moved to L.A. and became a big star. Kristina also
eventually moved to L.A. to pursue a singing career. But the proximity
brought back all the bad memories, and Kristina says the visions of
Doggie being stolen by her former best friend threw her right back into
therapy.
Kristina now needs shrink money, and a little extra for all the
emotional distress ... in all, $5k. And Kristina says Mila's conduct has
prevented her from pursuing the American dream.Life, liberty and the
pursuit of a happy meal.

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